If You Can Read This Face Mask By Adam Regester


Delivery £2.00 | Delivered within 3-5 days

Need to Know

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  • One size - adult
  • Material: Soft Polyester with printed outer layer (95.7% polyester - 4.3% elastane)
  • Maintenance: Machine washable at 60 degrees
  • Please note: For general public use only and are not intended for use in medical settings.

    One size fits most adults, with two over-ear straps to fit different face sizes and for a snug fit over mouth and nose. Suitable for children, please follow the government guidelines for removing masks safety.


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  • Delivery £2.00
  • Delivered within 3-5 days
  • Next Day Delivery available £10 - order before 12pm
  • Saturday Delivery available £15 - order before 12pm on Friday
FAIR DELIVERY means that we do not hide our delivery costs by hiking up the prices. We offer a fair price for both smaller items and fragile larger items. No funny business here!

Easy Returns

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Simply return the item to us in one piece within 30 days to receive a refund. (Our extended Christmas Returns Policy is below.)

Our most frequently asked returns questions are answered here:

  1. What's your Christmas Returns Policy?

    If you aren't totally satisfied with your purchase, you can return it in its original condition within 14 days for a full refund (excluding original delivery fees).

    Purchases made from 1st November 2020 are eligible to be returned by 31st January 2021.

  2. How do I organise the return of an item?

    Simply let us know that you wish to return an item within 14 days of purchase. Then return the item to us with 30 days of receipt. We will then process your refund within 3 days of arrival with us.

  3. Do I need a returns form?

    Yes, you should have a returns form in your order, if not you can download a returns form or complete our online returns form and print a copy to include in your parcel here.

  4. Where do I return my item to?

    Rockett St George Returns, Unit 12 Old Kiln Works, Ditchling Common Industrial Estate, Hassocks, BN6 8SG

  5. Do I have to pay for returning my item?

    Yes, you are responsible for covering the cost of returning items to us.

  6. Can you organise a collection for my return?

    Yes, we are happy to arrange a collection for you, this is charged at £5.95 for standard items and £35 for specialist courier items and can be arranged by contacting our Customer Service Team.

  7. Can I drop off my return at a shop?

    Yes, you can create a returns label & take your item to a DPD Dropoff Shop. This is charged at £4.50 per box for a standard delivery order. Specialist Courier items will need to have a collection arrange via our Customer Service Team.

  8. Can I return my item to your Warehouse?

    Normally you can yes, you can return your item for free by dropping it off at our Mid Sussex Warehouse. However, due to Covid-19 our warehouse is currently closed to the public. Please contact our Customer Service team on 01444 253391 and they'll advise. We're open Monday to Friday 9am to 5pm (excluding bank holidays).

You can find even more Q&As regarding returns and refunds on our Returns Information Page.

Secure Payments

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We offer a variety of 100% Secure payment options:

  • Mastercard
  • Visa
  • Paypal
  • Apple Pay
  • Google Pay
  • Klarna

About The If You Can Read This By Adam Regester Face Mask

Injecting a hint of cheeky humour into our lives, the If You Can Read This Then You’re Are Too Fucking Close Face Mask is a statement solution for protecting yourself when you need to leave the house. For those who love a bit of sweary comedy, this Washable Face Mask is perfect for covering your face for safety, but with a quirky phrase to go with it. A soft polyester mask that can be reused, this black and white design is effortlessly stylish and absolutely hilarious, so what’s not to love?

Why We Think you will Love The ‘You’re Are Too Fucking Close’ Black Face Mask

A great gift idea for someone who loves a swear, this Digitally Printed Face Mask showcases a playful motif in bold white writing and is a snug fit for effective protection. A great product that can be washed and used time and time again, this Reusable Face Mask will express an ultra-unique style whilst serving an important purpose when leaving the house! Allowing you to feel safe when you are out and about, this functional face mask is an everyday essential with its ultra eccentric message, it is a great way to add a hint of joy into your life during these strange times!

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