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Simply return the item to us in one piece within 30 days to receive a refund.
Our most frequently asked returns questions are answered here, for a complete list of Q&As regarding returns and refunds please visit our Returns Information page.
How do I organise the return of an item?
Simply let us know that you wish to return an item within 14 days of purchase. Then return the item to us with 30 days of receipt. We will then process your refund within 3 days of arrival with us.
- Do I need a returns form?
Where do I return my item to?
Rockett St George Returns, Unit 12 Old Kiln Works, Ditchling Common Industrial Estate, Hassocks, BN6 8SG
Do I have to pay for returning my item?
Yes, you are responsible for covering the cost of returning items to us.
Can you organise a collection for my return?
Yes, we are happy to arrange a collection for you, this is charged at £5.95 for standard items and £35 for specialist courier items and can be arranged by contacting our Customer Service Team.
Can I drop off my return at a shop?
Yes, you can create a returns label & take your item to a DPD Dropoff Shop. This is charged at £4.50 per box for a standard delivery order. Specialist Courier items will need to have a collection arrange via our Customer Service Team.
Can I return my item to your Warehouse?
Normally you can yes, you can return your item for free by dropping it off at our Mid Sussex Warehouse. However, due to Covid-19 our warehouse is currently closed to the public. Please contact our Customer Service team on 01444 253391 and they'll advise. We're open Monday to Friday 9am to 5pm (excluding bank holidays).
You can find even more Q&As regarding returns and refunds on our Returns Information Page.
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About The Fucking Apostrophes Book
We've all either got that friend who could write this book, or could do with a quick flick through! A simple guide on the not so simple world of apostrophes, this book is a great gift and a handy guide to keep in the house or office!
Why We Think You'll Love The Fucking Apostrophes Book
Apostrophes are a pain. The rules about how to use them are complicated and have evolved haphazardly. Originally written as advice by a copywriter for designers - wont to insert and remove apostrophes at will, for visual effect - this is a light-hearted pocket-sized guide to getting the things right.
Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don't have to, showing precisely why `Rhianna and Jennifer's photos were all over the internet' is quite different to `Rhianna's and Jennifer's photos' or what words apostrophes are replacing in sentences such as `He'd like you to buy him some cocaine', or `They've got it all on camera.'
Elegantly produced, this book is the perfect gift for any pedant, as well as an indispensable guide in all our moments of grammar-related frustration.