Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off Doormat


Delivery £5.95 | Delivered within 2-3 days


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  • Delivery £5.95
  • Delivered within 2-3 days
  • Next Day Delivery available £10 - order before 3pm
  • Saturday Delivery available £15 - order before 3pm on Friday
FAIR DELIVERY means that we do not hide our delivery costs by hiking up the prices. We offer a fair price for both smaller items and fragile larger items. No funny business here!

Easy Returns

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Simply return the item to us in one piece within 30 days to receive a refund.

Our most frequently asked returns questions are answered here, for a complete list of Q&As regarding returns and refunds please visit our Returns Information page.

  1. How do I organise the return of an item?

    Simply let us know that you wish to return an item within 14 days of purchase. Then return the item to us with 30 days of receipt. We will then process your refund within 3 days of arrival with us.

  2. Do I need a returns form?

    Yes, you should have a returns form in your order, if not you can download a returns form or complete our online returns form and print a copy to include in your parcel here.

  3. Where do I return my item to?

    Rockett St George Returns, Unit 12 Old Kiln Works, Ditchling Common Industrial Estate, Hassocks, BN6 8SG

  4. Do I have to pay for returning my item?

    Yes, you are responsible for covering the cost of returning items to us.

  5. Can you organise a collection for my return?

    Yes, we are happy to arrange a collection for you, this is charged at £5.95 for standard items and £35 for specialist courier items and can be arranged by contacting our Customer Service Team.

  6. Can I drop off my return at a shop?

    Yes, you can create a returns label & take your item to a DPD Dropoff Shop. This is charged at £4.50 per box for a standard delivery order. Specialist Courier items will need to have a collection arrange via our Customer Service Team.

  7. Can I return my item to your Warehouse?

    Normally you can yes, you can return your item for free by dropping it off at our Mid Sussex Warehouse. However, due to Covid-19 our warehouse is currently closed to the public. Please contact our Customer Service team on 01444 253391 and they'll advise. We're open Monday to Friday 9am to 5pm (excluding bank holidays).

You can find even more Q&As regarding returns and refunds on our Returns Information Page.

Need to Know

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  • Measures W60cm x L40cm x D1cm
  • Material: Natural Coir (Coconut fibre)
  • For indoor or covered use only.

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We offer a variety of 100% Secure payment options:

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About The Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off Doormat

As the first thing your guests will see when they enter your front door, why not opt for a fabulously bold doormat that sets the tone for the rest of your home!

Measuring width 60cm x length 40cm, the Natural Coir doormat features ‘Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off’ in bold black letters across the doormat design, creating what might just be our new favourite phrase here at Rockett St George!

Designed as part of a collection of slogan doormats, set a sassy tone with the ‘Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off’ doormat, or opt for one of our other quotes, from ‘Let’s Stay Home’ and ‘You Are Loved’, to the ‘Come In For Good Times’ design perfect for party houses.

Please note, the ‘Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off’ doormat is for inside or covered outside use only.

Why We Think You’ll Love The Natural Printed Doormat

Straight to the point without holding back, the Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off Doormat promises to make a real entrance!

Celebrating our love of typography, the f-word and home accessories with humour, the Natural Printed Doormat features a bold black font with plenty of cheek and character to greet you on your way in or out of the house.

Guaranteed to make an impression, our doormats combine quirky style with real craftsmanship.

Made entirely from Coconut Husk in tropical Kerala, a south-western state in India and the home of the Indian coir industry, the Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off Doormat is created by skilled workers in Kerala and then shipped to the UK where the sassy slogan is sprayed onto the natural coir fibres to create the final finish!

Where To Style The Natural Coir Slogan Doormat

We love adding an edge to the practical pieces in your home and the Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off Doormat is the perfect example of this.

Keep it simple and style yours by the front door to welcome guests and the rest of your family home in statement sweary style!

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