Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off Doormat

  • Measures W60cm x L40cm
  • Material: Natural Coir (Coconut fibre)
  • Delivered within 3-5 days £5.95

About The Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off Doormat

As the first thing your guests will see when they enter your front door, why not opt for a fabulously bold doormat that sets the tone for the rest of your home!

Measuring width 60cm x length 40cm, the Natural Coir doormat features ‘Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off’ in bold black letters across the doormat design, creating what might just be our new favourite phrase here at Rockett St George!

Designed as part of a collection of slogan doormats, set a sassy tone with the ‘Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off’ doormat, or opt for one of our other quotes, from ‘Let’s Stay Home’ and ‘You Are Loved’, to the ‘Come In For Good Times’ design perfect for party houses.

Please note, the Come In For Good Times Doormat is for inside or covered outside use only.

Why We Think You’ll Love The Natural Printed Doormat

Straight to the point without holding back, the Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off Doormat promises to make a real entrance!

Celebrating our love of typography, the f-word and home accessories with humour, the Natural Printed Doormat features a bold black font with plenty of cheek and character to greet you on your way in or out of the house.

Guaranteed to make an impression, our doormats combine quirky style with real craftsmanship.

Made entirely from Coconut Husk in tropical Kerala, a south-western state in India and the home of the Indian coir industry, the Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off Doormat is created by skilled workers in Kerala and then shipped to the UK where the sassy slogan is sprayed onto the natural coir fibres to create the final finish!

Where To Style The Natural Coir Slogan Doormat

We love adding an edge to the practical pieces in your home and the Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off Doormat is the perfect example of this.

Keep it simple and style yours by the front door to welcome guests and the rest of your family home in statement sweary style!

Additional Info
Measures W60cm x L40cm
Material: Natural Coir (Coconut fibre)
For indoor or covered use only.
Key Info
Delivered within 3-5 days £5.95
Delivery & Returns Info



EXPRESS STANDARD DELIVERY* £5.95 delivered within 3-5 days (unfortunately we are experiencing delays with Covid-19)

NEXT DAY DELIVERY* £10.00 order deadline Mon to Thurs 3pm

SATURDAY DELIVERY* £15.00 order deadline Fri 3pm

COLLECT £0.00 from our Mid Sussex Warehouse. You will receive an email when your item is ready for collection.


*UK Mainland Only  |  Read our Non-UK Mainland & International Delivery Information for overseas charges.

For further information on our delivery services please see our Delivery Information Page.




RETURNS PERIOD: within 14 days - Please ensure that you return your item to us in its original condition for a full refund, excluding original delivery charges.

RETURNS FORM: You can download a returns form to include in your parcel here.

RETURNS ADDRESS: Rockett St George Returns, Unit 12 Old Kiln Works, Ditchling Common, Hassocks, BN6 8SG

COST: You are responsible for covering the cost of returning items to us. 

COLLECTION: We are happy to arrange a collection for you, this is charged at £5.95 and can be arranged by contacting our Customer Service team.

DPD DROPOFF SHOP: You can create a returns label & take your item to a DPD Dropoff Shop. This is charged at £4.50 per box for a standard delivery order.

WAREHOUSE DROP: You can return your item for free by dropping it off at our Mid Sussex Warehouse.

For further information please visit our Returns Information Page.

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